A Cyclist's Second Day of Commuting Haiku, or My Kingdom For Some Junk In My Trunk!
woe is my poor ass
bony, unpadded white boy
no thanks, i'll just stand
posted by evandebacle @ 6:01 AM
7 comments
6.09.2006
bony, unpadded white boy
no thanks, i'll just stand
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As a child, I always fared poorly on the color blindness tests we had to take every year. And every year the school nurse had to gently break the news to me that I would never have a career spotting numbers hidden in like-colored clusters of circles. I never cried once at this devastating revelation.
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7 Comments:
You could stuff a pillow down your pants for extra padding. Just make sure you remember to put the pillow in the back of your pants.
So, "no" on the implants?
Not to be a normally nasty negative nay-bob of nihilism, but the 14 mph winds gusting to 20+ from the NE will make Evandebacle's (and my) commute home a real joy!
Tip for Evandabacle: most women will not take kindly to pick-up lines of "I rode my bike to work and my ass is sore! Can you massage it for me?"
Can Jojo confirm that you don't complain about ass pain?
Hey, I said "most women" - Jo isn't most women...
Too, I wear padded biker shorts, which helps.
"Hey, I said "most women" - Jo isn't most women..."
Excellent answer.
At the risk of imagining Shannon with a padded JLo ass, I must ask..."padded biker shorts"? Really?
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